katielu92:

heyfunniest:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

Go Cincinnati!!!!! And people wonder WHY i left ohio…

This WOULD be in Ohio….. 

I had the most disturbing dream last night. Well two disturbing dreams. The first one might not have been a dream at all, it felt so real. But I dreamt, or whatever, that I woke up in the middle of the night and started walking around my house in a drugged state. It makes sense because I had taken a Xanax before bed. But I could barely open my eyes and I could barely walk. I don’t really know why I got out of my bed, but I knew I had to go back to sleep before I passed out. Last thing I remember was collapsing on my bed. I’m going to ask my roommate if she heard me get up in the middle of the night and go downstairs.

The second dream was the most disturbing. The dream started off quite happy, actually. My family and I were at an amusement park. We went on roller coasters and had a lot of fun. However, when we got to the hotel everything turned cynical. I had apparently met a man online and he came with us. He was waiting for me at the hotel. He looked to be in his late 50’s. In my dream it was my first time meeting him and I knew he was very rich. He had paid for the whole trip and a room in a very fancy hotel. I remember staying with my mom in her room until I had to go back to him. I eventually went back to the room we were sharing. It was a big beautiful room with a very large bathroom. He was standing in the bathroom door way looking at me. He was balding, and his face was wrinkly. I just remembered thinking “You’re only doing this for his money.” I looked at the bed and was surprised that it was only a twin bed mattress on the floor. I was nervous and scared. I laid down on the very edge and he climbed in next to me. He got on top of me… This part makes me cringe and sick to my stomach. He started dry humping my leg and I could feel his disgusting dick brush up against my thigh. I stared at him for a bit, and finally I asked him “What are you doing?” I felt like a helpless child, trapped in his clutches. He looked at me all confused and said “I want to have sex with you.” I gently pushed him off of me and rolled over and just said “No, I’m tired.” And he stopped. But I knew that I couldn’t leave. Ever. I was after his money for some reason. And then it ended and I woke up. 

I needed to get it our of my head so I can stop thinking about it. 

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Bohemian Rhapsody (Vocals Only) | Queen

His voice was actual perfection.

I love this 

I have the music so ingrained in my head I couldn’t NOT hear the instruments.

listen with headphones so you can really appreciate everything going on vocally in this song

This is just…so beautiful!! FREDDIE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US!!! WE NEED YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE IN THIS WORLD!!!

I think my ears just had an orgasm…

EARGASM

I LIKED THE PART WHERE MY BRAIN EXPLODED

FUCK YEAH